What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Are you already having anal sex?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Do humans know everything they need to know?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.